Humilty in Debauchery

True story

Fri, 13 Jul 2012 17:29:28 -0400

I fucking hate myself about 95% of the time.

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Sat, 07 Jul 2012 18:29:02 -0400

comedycentral:

Click the image to watch a collection of classic Mitch Hedberg clips.

Miss you

greeneggsandcham: vegansaurus: Reader Katie sent us this cool...

Wed, 04 Jul 2012 09:34:32 -0400

greeneggsandcham:

vegansaurus:

Reader Katie sent us this cool graphic from the Coalition to Fight Factory Farming! I love stuff with pictures. I didn’t know that bit about the gallon of dairy milk vs. gallon of gas. Scary! We should all drink almond milk and drive Big Wheels instead.

The Coalition to Fight Factory Farming is a Bay Area-based educational non-profit that empowers people to save the environment, animals, and our own health through our daily food choices. For more info visit www.cfff.info and check us out on Facebook and Twitter.

I’m not even vegan & I totally stand behind this. Not only is almond milk better from a moral stance, but it tastes soooo much better. I hate dairy milk.

Don’t even care…. gimme day VD. Wait… that… never mind. Lol. Mmmmm

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Tue, 03 Jul 2012 01:17:42 -0400

comedycentral:

In need of a mustache? Why not Zoidberg?

[via r/futurama]

Zoidstache

I think I’m pretty smart. Turns out I’m just another dumb hick. Yay me! I thought false...

Sun, 01 Jul 2012 10:21:31 -0400

I think I’m pretty smart. Turns out I’m just another dumb hick. Yay me! I thought false confidence was something one could be aware of. Survey says!…. Nope. Still dumb. I hope it’s not genetic.

Imdoneimdoneimdoneumfuckingdonefuckthis stupidassbullshitjustfuckit

Thu, 31 May 2012 03:33:11 -0400

Imdoneimdoneimdoneumfuckingdonefuckthis stupidassbullshitjustfuckit

I'm killing myself in my mind.

Tue, 29 May 2012 16:40:03 -0400

Steak knives arent sharp enough. Broken shards of glass. Oncoming cars. My head bangs against the hot pavement. Just another piece of meat to shovel off the road.

Successful workout was successful.

Tue, 29 May 2012 15:04:03 -0400

greeneggsandcham:

Now, for my 2 favorite “B” words: “bath” & “book”.

But not boyfriend.

One last turn of the knife before I hit my knees. Giving my world to lift you up has left me hollow....

Mon, 28 May 2012 18:00:03 -0400

One last turn of the knife before I hit my knees. Giving my world to lift you up has left me hollow. Fill me with your burden. Sink me.

What have I become

Sun, 27 May 2012 10:47:05 -0400

I’ve noticed, recently especially, my decline in physical fitness. My abdomen has become a grotesque protrusion as opposed to the washboard it used to be. My posture has backtracked the evolutionary pattern and looks more like homo erect us than homo sapien. I don’t know. Maybe I’m not as attractive of an individual as I once was. Maybe I’m just hitting my proverbial wall. I’ve had a trying life; no doubt. And the trials that lie ahead are of epic grandeur. I’m excited, terrified, anxious, dreadful, happy, and scared of the rest of my life. And the scary part is: my latest outlook on my life is that “It’ll be alright, Mitch. The next day may not be as good as the last, but it won’t be you last. So tread well and give it your all because someone, somewhere is watching.” And with that I step out into my next day. Here goes.

Rejected for the last time

Sat, 26 May 2012 05:51:43 -0400

Really fucking depressed.

Photo

Tue, 22 May 2012 16:24:22 -0400

Workonacontrolissue Day

Tue, 22 May 2012 15:55:11 -0400

noun

imagination, especially when extravagant and unrestrained.

the forming of mental images, especially wondrous or strange fancies; imaginative conceptualizing.

a mental image, especially when unreal or fantastic; vision: a nightmare fantasy.

Psychology . an imagined or conjured up sequence fulfilling a psychological need; daydream.

a hallucination.

Ouch. :(

Sun, 06 May 2012 04:08:44 -0400

Ouch. :(

God dammit

Thu, 03 May 2012 21:56:16 -0400

Fuuuuu7uuuuuuuuiiiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu7uuuuuuuck!

Fuck. This. Shit.

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 15:40:34 -0400

Just fuck it.

The view from hell. Kinda used to it now.

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 21:40:08 -0400

The view from hell. Kinda used to it now.

Go ahead and lie to me. If that's what makes you feel better.

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 21:24:43 -0400

To the pits of hell, I’ll follow you. Through the darkness, I will guide you. And when you...

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 22:54:36 -0400

To the pits of hell, I’ll follow you. Through the darkness, I will guide you. And when you reach the light, I’ll be there by your side. I love you, Chamberly. I exist only in your presence.

If stress is the silent killer, then why do I hear a firing squad chambering rounds?

Sun, 15 Apr 2012 22:52:32 -0400

If stress is the silent killer, then why do I hear a firing squad chambering rounds?

Humilty in Debauchery

True story

comedycentral: Click the image to watch a collection of classic...

greeneggsandcham: vegansaurus: Reader Katie sent us this cool...

comedycentral: In need of a mustache? Why not...

I think I’m pretty smart. Turns out I’m just another dumb hick. Yay me! I thought false...

Imdoneimdoneimdoneumfuckingdonefuckthis stupidassbullshitjustfuckit

I'm killing myself in my mind.

Successful workout was successful.

One last turn of the knife before I hit my knees. Giving my world to lift you up has left me hollow....

What have I become

Rejected for the last time

Photo

Workonacontrolissue Day

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Ouch. :(

God dammit

Fuck. This. Shit.

The view from hell. Kinda used to it now.

Go ahead and lie to me. If that's what makes you feel better.

To the pits of hell, I’ll follow you. Through the darkness, I will guide you. And when you...

If stress is the silent killer, then why do I hear a firing squad chambering rounds?